Corks In Cowtown

Is there ever such a thing as too much cake? We firmly believe the answer is no.
This week we're celebrating Monica's big 4-0 (and pretending we're somehow old enough to be having that conversation when we obviously still look 21). From birthday festivities and indulgent desserts to beauty talk, hilarious family stories, and questionable life choices that somehow make for great stories now, we're covering it all.
We also dive into a more serious conversation about online safety, a controversial new self-defense device that's got everyone talking, and celebrate a few sweet baby milestones along the way.
This was also supposed to be the June episode…oops.
 

Did I completely forget to upload this podcast last Friday? Yes.Did I have to set a reminder to post it today? Also yes.
This episode starts off as Questions & Confessions and somehow spirals into Robyn Rants™ about Fort Worth traffic, the Stockyards, motherhood, friendships, cheating, boundaries, and whatever else we decided to emotionally unpack that day.
Honestly…we covered a lot. Good luck and Godspeed, Scallywags.

If ya’ll haven’t heard about the cornhole guy who killed someone, we gotchu. On top of that fascinatingly strange story we go over our family vacations and how I rebranded Mardi Gras to a tractor parade, and how Monica is in need of a hip replacement because her kids will not stop. Being a parent is still wild and we need cocktails and coffee to get through it all! Buckle up!

Well we start this episode out with a bang, or should I say rip…What do you think would hurt worse, emergency C-section or your labia being ripped off?
Anyways…
From there we spiral into the usual chaos. Pregnancy brain, Botox timing, early parenthood, pet drama, and the general circus that is life lately. We do manage to get serious for a hot second talking about kids being mean and a wild documentary about a neighborhood shooting… but don’t worry, that maturity doesn’t last long.
Five minutes later we’re back to cackling like the Scallywags we are.

Well. We’re back. Again. And in true Scallywag fashion, we did not do it quietly.
In this episode, we finally explain ourselves. Yes, there was a secret pregnancy. Yes, there is now a whole human named Truett. No, I did not see that plot twist coming either.
We’re talking:• explosive diaper blowouts that should qualify as natural disasters• changing-table rage. Count your days, Koala Care.• what happens to your marriage when you introduce a tiny boss with no communication skills• home renovations • family members lighting themselves on fire??• and how becoming a parent rearranges your brain, your schedule, and basically your entire personality
It’s chaotic. It’s us. Just with more burp cloths and fewer martinis. New season. Same scallywags. 🥂

Strap in (and pour up), because Corks in Cowtown is back with another episode of unfiltered chaos featuring Robyn and Monica.
From allergy-ridden intros and way too much caffeine to French lobsters (oui, really) and a possum who’s apparently paying rent, it’s the usual circus. We spill on tipping drama, nature docs that made us question our life choices, and kid “performances” so wild you’ll wish they’d stuck to TikTok.
Hear Monica’s shocking rise to podcast fame at the elementary school drop-off, plus a round of Hans-isms that prove marriage is for the brave. There’s backyard WWII headstone drama, in-law escapades, and some truly scandalous penguin struggles—because, why not?

Pop the bubbly—Questions + Confessions is back, and so are Monica and I with another round of chaos, questionable choices, and unsolicited opinions.
This week’s episode dives into the important stuff: like whether it’s acceptable to make a life-altering decision during your wedding ceremony, how not to get arrested in Baltimore, and why every office apparently comes with a built-in crush.
From travel meltdowns and parenting gray areas to the gym’s real appeal (hint: it’s not the treadmill), we’re dishing out personal stories, spicy confessions, and the kind of advice that should come with a warning label. Oh—and someone may or may not admit to lying to their husband on their wedding day. We’re not saying who… but it wasn’t Monica.
Tune in for laughs, maybe a few gasps, and a lot of “did they really just say that?” Yes, yes we did.

In this lively episode of Corks in Cowtown, Monica and I are back behind the mics, ready to share our hilarious stories and everyday mishaps. We dive into a list of quirky pet peeves, from the ridiculousness of vanity license plates to the mystery of Jeep rubber duck collections. Ever wondered why wasp nests are sold as decor or why window tinting laws make no sense? We've got you covered.
We recount my first misadventure of running out of gas in remote Kansas, while I dish on surviving lackluster massages and culinary disasters. Plus, we tackle the absurdity of paying for air and explain why we'd much rather sip wine while navigating life's oddities. Tune in for our unfiltered take on the everyday annoyances and our wild plan to rate Fort Worth's latest dining spots.

Pour yourself a drink because this episode is serving up relationship debates, absurd hypotheticals, and life lessons you definitely didn’t ask for. Questions + Confessions is BACK and we’re talking about commitment—because, let’s be real, some of y’alls dates treat relationships like free trials with no intention to subscribe.
Ever wondered if a dolphin would play the trumpet with its mouth or its blowhole? No? Well, we’re diving deep into that debate anyway. Plus, we’re curating the ultimate funeral playlist—because if we’re going out, we’re going out with a banger.
This might be a shorter episode, but it’s packed with personal confessions, off-the-wall tangents, and just enough wisdom to make your therapist proud. It’s time to hit play, let’s get into it!

Well y’all, it’s been a MINUTE, and we’ve got some catching up to do. Spoiler alert: I somehow managed to get engaged, married, AND move to Kansas all in the span of eight months—who saw that coming? Not me, especially since my proposal happened on literally the worst day of my life. Meanwhile, Monica’s out here thriving in mom life… but also ready to put her kid out on the street over a potential lice situation (honestly, fair). Let’s dive into all the life changes, unexpected twists, and what it’s really like going from city life to country chaos. From wrangling small-town quirks to surviving motherhood, this episode is full of unfiltered stories, laughs, and of course, scallywag energy. Pour a drink (or three) and let’s catch up! We missed ya’ll!