Corks In Cowtown

Stay Positive, Test Negative

Let's talk Super Bowl tequila hangovers, and Post Malone hotness. There's a Drake curse? You can pay to shave something into Barton's hair, and Robyn teaches us the 3 F's. Who will have a valentine, and who's having a baby? 

Be My Valentine?

Has Barton found the one, or is there still hope for the ladies? Robyn would like to sleep through the whole month, but first asks is Valentine's Day overrated? It's no surprise this one is all over the place so buckle up!

Let Me Overthink This Real Quick

This week we talk self sabotage, and blocking blessings while Barton went on how many dates?! Robyn has a hatred of white accessories, and needs everyone to be original. Also, did you get logged out of Facebook? We've got an experiment for you...

Adventures in Homie Hopping

We apologize to MLK Jr. for having inappropriate conversations like Robyn's new thoughts on ghosting, Barton is introduced to adventures in homie hoping. Plus, we're getting some spicy sponsorship opportunities, Barton gives a condom review, and has a date this week...

New Year Same Shit Show

Your favorite Fort Worth duo is back and they've declared 2021: Year of the Savage! This year we are manifesting all good things, shooting our shot, deleting contacts, and of course drinking champs. Let's kick the year off with a BANG!

The Naughty List

2020 has been quite the year to remember! And we are telling YOU and Santa who we think belongs on the naughty list. Well, at least one of us. But in all realness, we can't say thank you enough for the support. We're looking forward to bringing you bigger and better in 2021, ya'll buckle up!

Cowtown Christmas

No one asked, but we're gonna tell you our favorite places to shop in Fort Worth this holiday season! Barton invites everyone over to his apartment, and Robyn can't talk, shocker. We have one more bonus episode before we take a break, but we are so grateful for ya'll, and can't wait to share more with you next year!

Jagged Little Bad Guy

Barton shared a post last week that blew up and ya'll wanted to talk about it so here we go. What makes someone "GOOD" vs a piece of shit? We're joined by our friend Taylor Nicks of Jagged Little Feels, and she's not having any negative talk ladies, we're gonna love ourselves thru it all. Let's dive in shall we...

Not Yo Mama's Chicken Salad

Let's talk Covid Santa. Barton gives us a dating update. We talk attention vs intention, and how to get someones attention on IG. Robyn finally gets some Secret Juice, and Katrina Carpenter stops by to do her first Chambong! FACTS: You NEED to go to Carpenters Cafe and Catering.

Tis The Season

It's Friendsgiving season! We've recently explored Tulips and Nickel City and give our reviews. Barton makes an announcement, and Robyn makes a vision board. Also, The Amber Room might be haunted...