Corks In Cowtown

Do You Know Who I Am?

This week we share what we are thankful for. Which is apparently free drinks from strangers on dates, and slapping men for their birthdays...You think we're kidding? Do you need cocktails on a night out to have fun?
 
More importantly on this episode we give a major shoutout to our friend Jonathan Morris. Do you know who he is? Because you absolutely should.

What‘s In Barton‘s Purse?

We spend this episode laughing so we don't cry. Robyn teaches Barton the gift of Noodle, and Bones or No Bones Day. Have ya'll had to buy gas recently?! We discuss Thanksgiving plans, our friend Scotty Scott has a book out that everyone needs! What are the best and worst holiday dinner topics? Can we officially be influencers now after an episode help changed a recipe at a new restaurant? Barton shares the contents of his "Crossbody" and we want to know your weird family traditions.

The Ick Factor

Barton has become an Instagram monster, and Robyn thinks he needs a swirly. We reminisce on our high school days, and Robyn has decided if you think of children as small drunk adults they are more tolerable. Does your significant other need to post you to make it real? What makes you cringe? We've got a few events coming up and we want to see you, so give us a listen and mark your calendars!

Red Carpets and Headlines

Barton barhops in LA, but could he get in everywhere? Robyn wants to visit famous crime scenes and has gone down more wormholes. Do you trust a news headline when you see it or has faith in the media disappeared? We read top headlines and discuss our thoughts on what's fact vs fiction.
THIS EPISODE WAS PRE-RECORDED 10/27/2021

Left Swipes

It's spooky season and we're back in the Amber Room talking online dating don'ts and things we hate. Barton gets to play on Robyn's Bumble and the first swipe is a wild ride! Barton thinks babies are dumb for too long, and Robyn is once again being asked inappropriate questions in the DMs. Are we really surprised? 

Red or Blue?

This week is all about Squid Game! If you've been living under a rock and haven't seen this wild series; we suggest you give it a watch for the many life lessons which we discuss today! Do you think you would've picked red or blue? Do you think you could've handled Squid Game?

Sweet 16

It's Cami's birthday, Robyn's dog, and it has her feeling nostalgic about childhood. So we take a trip down memory lane, and Barton shares some facts that no one asked for along the way. Also, it's officially hunting season on the podcast, but our prey doesn't require a license to kill...

What Makes You Happy?

We had an early photoshoot with our favorite, Vicky Godbold, and got a tour of Hotel Dryce by the man himself, Jonathan Morris. Does your job make you happy? Barton got to experience Main Table this weekend while Robyn ventured to the coast for BorracHO PEsador. Robyn needs ideas on what to do for her dogs Sweet 16, and we question how things are named. We briefly dive into the Gabby Petito case and discuss if we'd be good at going off the grid...

Spooky Season 2021

Barton tries his hand at dad jokes. Robyn is basically the Grinch and can't decide if she has a black heart or if it's growing. Does everyone meet their potential?  We've been watching a lot of shows and give our opinions and want to hear yours. Fellas, you need to eat your fruits and veggies for your extracurricular activities. Have you heard of Delta 8? It's almost fall ya'll!

Guess Who‘s Back

We're back after an unexpected break and dive right into the randomness! Let's talk food sensitivities, and still hating people on planes. What's worse Dirty 6th in Austin vs Deep Ellum? Pedal Pubs are BS, and we want to see Usher in Vegas. Robyn loves cat videos to Drake, Barton strangely doesn't follow any of the Housewives...Have you ever had to run through the airport? And we know Halloween is around the corner because Robyn got ghosted, again.